“When it’s over, pay what you like,” my tour guide said.
After all my years of travel, I should have known better.
Yet there I was; saying thanks and handing Koko what I thought was a generous amount.
He immediately demanded $5 more.
A ferry ride from Yangon to Dala
The story starts as so many of these things do; with a friendly local coming up to say hi.
I was busy snapping photos on the ferry roof; so, my friend chatted with him in my place.
This relief was short-lived; as the local guy’s brother soon joined us and a four-way conversation ensued.
We’re actually taxi drivers. Want a tour?
As we got closer to Dala, the brothers revealed (to no one’s surprise) that they were trishaw taxi drivers. Naturally, they were excited to give us the “local’s tour” of their home town.
When asked how much it would cost, Myo replied,
“As you like.”
Well, there’s nothing I like less than trying to figure out what a person’s time, information and hospitality is worth.
I find it stressful and always spend much of the tour vacillating on how much to give.
Plus, there’s the issue of “overpaying;” and not wanting to set a precedent for future travelers.
What the heck; let’s go with these guys!
Our tour began with a long stop at a local coffee shop.
At first, we were the only foreigners there; then, a swarm of trishaws drivers showed up: each transporting a Korean visitor in their taxi.
While the tourists b-lined into into the coffee shop, their drivers laughed with each other, stared at us and came over to say hi.
For more than an hour, Myo graciously translated, laughed along, showed off his “white friends” and chugged coffee; all while puffing at an endless supply of cigarettes.
We even met the local marijuana dealer.
One guy came up to our table and began bragging about being a pot dealer.
He explained that weed is very illegal in Burma; a simple joint can get you 20-50 years in jail.
Despite this, he said everyone in Dala smokes; and running from police was a local pastime.
I almost spit out my coffee from laughing when he told us,
“people smoke the weed then punch the police bullets out of the air when running away.”
Although he spent a solid 10 minutes talking about marijuana, he never offered to sell us any; and we certainly didn’t ask.
The tour continues
After our time at the coffee shop, Myo suggested we visit his home.
Inside his small wooden shack, he proudly showed us his family photos and a large collection of bootleg Korean movies.
Sadly, Myo was hyper-aware of the poverty he lives in; and spent much of the time embarrassed and apologizing for his humble home.
Rayko and I tried to reassure him that there is no right or wrong way to live; but Myo seemed inconsolable.
Needless to say, it created an uncomfortable atmosphere during our visit.
. . .
Breaking Myo’s House
At 6’3″, I may be the biggest person to ever set foot in Myo’s home.
I had to duck every time I walked and the warped wooden floor creaked beneath my every step.
Then, the inevitable happened; I heard a loud crack and felt my body falling through the floor.
With my heart pounding, I looked down and saw my foot wedged halfway through a sharp opening of jagged wood.
Fortunately, I was able to pull it out and walk away without a scratch.
Although we all had a good laugh, I was left to wonder who was more mortified: me or Myo.
Visiting the Alaikyaung Pariyatti Monastery
Our final stop was a Buddhist monastery and orphanage; where we were passed off to the resident monks.
For nearly an hour, they chatted with us about life and took us around the monastery to met the schoolchildren.
Overall, it was an incredible experience.
Though, I do wonder about the negative influence of foreigners visiting the classroom.
For at least ten minutes, an entire lesson was disrupted so we could say hi and snap some photos.
Does that imply that appeasing foreigners is more important than a good education?
Money makes a sad ending to our beautiful tour
Before leaving the monastery, Rayko and I decided to pay each brother 10,000 kyat (about $10).
We figured for roughly 40 minutes of cycling, a coffee shop hangout session, a visit to Myo’s home and a stop at the monastery, 10,000 was very fair.
We hadn’t gotten much of a tour; but, we had a great time and wanted to be generous.
. . .
Up until this point, Myo never spoke about money
However, on the drive back to the boat, he began mentioning how previous travelers had paid upwards of $50 for his tour.
He also asked numerous questions about how much things cost in America; as if to prove that tourists have lots of money.
Then, just before reaching our destination, he “casually” dropped this bombshell:
“If I do not pay 25,000 kyat in rent tomorrow, I will lose my house.”
So much for “pay as you like.”
Did that mean he wanted each of us to pay 25,000?
Was that 25,000 total?
I imagined his comment was not meant as casual small talk; however, there was no time to discuss this new information with Rayko before arriving at the pier.
So, after a lovely exchange of handshakes, smiles and thank you’s, we handed the brothers 10,000 kyat each: as planned.
Myo’s smile immediately disappeared. Moments later, his bluntly said,
“Can you give 5,000 more?”
I don’t care about $5; it’s how it was handled that truly disappointed me.
First, there was no thank you before asking for more money.
It’s almost was like the extra $5 was expected.
Next, if Myo wanted a certain amount for the tour, he should have said that from the start.
Yes, yes; I understand the game.
Let the foreigners guess the price and maybe they will pay more.
I also imagine that whatever we gave him, Myo would have tried asking for 5,000 more.
A conversation that never works
When I tried to explain my disappointment, Myo just stood there with his head down.
Meanwhile, his brother was yelling at him in Burmese.
I honestly don’t know what response I was looking for.
…. Maybe an apology?
…… A thank you?
I’ve had similar conversations in similar situations around the world.
It never ends any differently.
How do you explain “I’m a backpacker on a budget” to someone whose home I just put my foot through?
I imagine the only words Myo heard were, “cheap tourist; stupid rich American; it’s so unfair.”
In all honesty, I was ready to give the extra 5,000.
But Myo just stood there; stubborn and non-responsive.
So instead, I said one more thank you and walked away.
Maybe none of that mattered
Maybe it’s my obligation as a world citizen to give the extra 5,000.
Maybe I was just soap-boxing up on my high horse.
Or, maybe it’s his obligation to be upfront with how much he wants for a tour.